When your favs being problematic
And you have to accept it
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
i only have two emotions
- yeah man
- nah son
My dreams, what are your’s? if you reblog this i may follow you :D I’m going to start following ’certain’ people if they reblog videos.
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh
But now instead of Jesus, it’s Satan’s baby
Good god why is this cracking me up so much
Iron Gym works, folks.