trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

I’m always finding humans at their best and worst. I see their ugly and their beauty and I wonder how the same can be both.

— Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via wordsnquotes)

reignofbooks:

i can never say if i’m a slow or a fast reader tbh my pace always depends on the book some books i finish in one sitting and others i finish after 78 years

scribbledit:

I hate it when I get inspired to art

and then I art

and the art says no

swamp-beast:

yeah kinda

suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

niqabisinparis:

we praise men for the most trivial shit like “omg he buys you pads and chocolate!!!! hubby material!!!” 

chill


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jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

sometimeseveryonelives:

soggymuffins:

nosatan:

acetucker:

hulkgoesrawr:

PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

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I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!

LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT

can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr

Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)

I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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